thecommonchick:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

thebootydiaries:

boy: *takes 19 mins to reply*

me:

cuckroach:

dongboss:

cuckroach:

personally I think a lot of things are good

name one

you’re right I’m sorry